[原创]"砸蛋"酒

轻风

有天喝酒，砸了三个也没有东西出现，以为是厂家忽悠我们消费者呢

七月未央

来安现在真有这种酒麼？<img src="images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif" /><img src="images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif" /><img src="images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif" />

小屁屁

没见过喂~~````~~`

阿林

我咋没有听说过吗？下次回家见识一下！

细雨清新

有意思o(∩_∩)o...哈哈

纸戒指

我砸过一个10港币。。。。 [s:13]

杜永生

<p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;\"><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">\"砸蛋\"酒</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"FONT-SIZE: 22pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 黑体;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">文</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">/</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">杜永生</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">周末。几个老友又聚到一块喝酒了。当今在县城里正在流行喝一种品牌酒</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">---</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">“家”酒。其实这种酒广告做的非常红火，也分好多的档次。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">50</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">元以上的就达到</span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">口感纯正，绵甜爽朗，醇厚独特。最近又出来一种新品种，大约在</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\">100</span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">元每瓶。先不论酒质多好，但就酒的包装以及盒子里的奖品足于诱惑人心。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">上桌坐定，点好菜。服务员顺口就问：“请问你们喝什么酒呢！？”</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">“就喝‘砸蛋’酒！”老李不假思索随口就这么一句。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">服务员愕然！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">“对不起先生，我们这里没有这种酒”明显地，服务员脸色绯红起来。她一定误以为这几个人不是来喝酒的，简直就是操事的主儿。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">“什么没有‘砸蛋’酒啊！现在都流行喝的怎么就你这里没有呢？”很显然，说话的底气忒生忒硬。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">服务员迷迷愣楞了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">“把你们老板娘喊来！”老陈半闭半合着一只眼睛，吐出一口硕大浓谲的烟球，倒像是给她解围。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">“哦！”服务员倏地离开。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">“‘砸蛋’酒不就是‘家’酒吗？”从外面的大厅里传来老板娘训斥服务员的声音。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">一会老板娘左右手各拧着一瓶酒走进了包间。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">“实在对不起啊，刚招来的服务员她什么也不懂，大家包含一下。”老板娘笑靥如花，赶紧解释着。其实大家也知道这个服务员肯定是新招的，不然不会不知道这种酒的。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">还是刚才那个服务员过来摆放杯子、筷子，菜上齐、杯排放，就等着开酒倒酒了。见大家都没开启酒的意思，服务员怯声怯气地问：“这酒开吗？”</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;\">“开！就请你开，开得的奖品归你！”几个老友</span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">豪迈不羁、任达不拘的话语使服务员没有了拘检感。她开酒倒很麻利，几乎是一眨眼的工夫，打开了一瓶。从酒盒子里掏出一个圆溜溜的“金蛋。”</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">“把它砸开，看看里面有什么奖品！”老友们提示着。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">“这怎么砸啊！？”服务员手握着“金蛋”有些惘然。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">“你就朝地上掼吧！”老陈这个时候睁大了眼睛，非常积极地引导着。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">崩脆的一响。一个小红包出来。服务员打开后，是一张绛红色的纸币。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">“我的乖，手气真好，还是一张</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">20</font></span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">元的港币呢！”大家异口同声，也似乎是在慨叹。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">“继续开，把另外一瓶也打开！”很快又是一张</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">10</font></span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">元的港币。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">“小姑娘的手气不错。港币都是你的了。”</span><span style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
                        </font></span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">、“下次你就知道了，这种酒就叫‘砸蛋’酒！”大家哈哈一笑。开始喝酒。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;\"><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">服务员拿着这两张港币有些忸怩不安。赶紧退出了包间，她喃喃的自语还是被我们清晰的听见：“哦，这就叫‘砸蛋’酒啊！怪有意思的！”（全文</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">939</font></span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">个字，写于</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">07</font></span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">年</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">12</font></span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">月</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">日</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">14</font></span><span style=\"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-hansi-font-family: \"Times New Roman\";\">时）</span><span lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\"><p></p></span></p>